A Poem for Computer Buffs

The computer swallowed grandpa.

Yes, honestly its true!

He pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.



It devoured him completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

he must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.



I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.



In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative

Not a thing was found 'online.'



So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandpa you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him

And send him back to me.



This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas

who have been fearless and . ....learned to use the

Computer....... They are the greatest.


We do not stop playing because we

grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing

Wonderful poem, very clever.

Inflatable Sheep could get grandpa back. And OMG how true, I like to consider myself as an otter of the universe and if I can't get a chuckle out of life then I will hang up my ballet shoes