New Family needed

don't want my old one they are too demanding.

its my brothers birthday and I have to bring food and present for him what the

I want a new family just because he has kids thats not my problem you invite you deliver and don't expect me to bring food I am soooooooooo not happy about this.

Didn't go to the last thing with the family because of this now they have started again I want a new family don't like this one

anyone out there that wants to take us on?

2 very easy going people don't demand anything except if you invite us for a party we will not bring food for everyone. A plate no problem but food for 20 not on

No probs We will take you on. we are low maintenance and make no demands

OK you can come here,don't have to bring food,but a bottle of wine wouldn't go astray.(if you wantsmile:

Take 20 cheap party plates and cups and cutlery. Tell them you ate the food on the way there.

Thanks farmer will bring wine no probs

Might not go down so well but hey might just have to do that for a laugh

Hey, Your more than welcome into our family.


You may be asked to hold on of the kids every now and then...
Don't worry about food, I will have that under control.

You will have to bring your own drinks though...we only have beer.

We will expect nothing of you, and you are not to buy presents for anyone, unless you would like too for the kids. (if its their birthday.)


I have only one STRICT rule....No dramas please.

The only rule I have which by the way no one takes any notice off which is why I am offically on


STRIKE!

I digress

The rule is clean up after yourself and that doesn't just mean clean the only bluddy cup you used. Grrrrrrrr

quite happy with cleaning up after us and others we are just tired of having to bring all the food, all the drinks and presents when we are invited anywhere

Also have no problems holding the kids and all that

That is why we are up for adoption

sorry forgot we don't do dramas

I feel so much better after having a BF!!
mwahahaha I accidentaly used up all the hot water....sighs.


Thats good no dramas. How about cooking?

cooking I can do which is why my family wants me to bring the food

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Cause as I am on strike this week we may need someone to cook. hehehe winks. j/ks

Sorry buddy but I live alone, however, I drink like a fish, smoke like a chimney, eat like a king and live like a prince. If you can handle that then welcome aboard brother.

From: whatthe
Posted: Yesterday at 4:22pm
Member since: March 08
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oh Goodie! You have kids!

We have a new trampoline, so they will have fun here. I have a mum and stepdad who are also happy to take on new kiddies.

Sounds like you and I would get along well Greg60!

Whatthe - my family is for sale if you'd like a new one?

well you can have mine for free

Well Ruby, it is said that when life gives you lemons you make lemon juice. I don't have a juicer so I have to console myself with home-brew and living an utterly decadent lifestyle. It is really quite tragicbut what the hell, somebodys gotta do it. So I just grinand bear it and carry on regardless in a dazed and confused stateAnd since investing in a freezer I only buy meat when it's on special with the result that I could feed a small army for 6 monthsI also grow my own vegies so I'm a happy little vegemiteI'm not particularly concerned about dying young and leaving a good looking corpse coz I figure at 48 I probably have more years behind me than ahead of me. So I plan on leaving this world the same way I came into it, i.e naked and clueless with a smile on my face. The only difference being that I shall also have a drink in my hand and a song in my heart