CDC Alert

The Centres for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.



This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).



If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever



DO NOT TOUCH IT



This virus will wipe out your private life completely.



If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Go to the nearest bottle shop and purchase one or both of the antidotes –



1: Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)

2: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)



Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you don’t have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK and it’s controlling your life.

no wonder i caught the virus, i didn't take the anti dote sill me. i better do something about it now and let's hope that i can be saved

Well I am self medicatingwhile listening to a blues band playing in the pub over the roadI would rather be beside the seaside(or in it actually) but what the hell, this floats my boat