miss 13 is way out of control

she was at school (year 7) in maths class and couldnt find a seat she was happy with so the teacher pointed to a chair and said to sit there. miss 13 said she couldnt sit there and when the teacher asked why, she said "because there's a dick on that chair."

she came home and said "mum today my maths teacher made me sit on a dick!" and i screamed "WHAT????? she effing what???? i'll kill the effing b****" and miss 13 said "someone drew a dick on the chair and the teacher made me sit on it"

i went from wanting to kill the teacher to killing myself laughing! miss 13 was not happy with my reaction as she is outraged because the teacher made her sit on a dick


*** sorry jr staff. i know this topic is slightly out of line but the situation was hillarious and i wanted to make everyone laugh too. there might be someone out there who needs a good laugh today and i think ive done a great community service by providing them with the therapy they needed

i dropped her off at her aunty's place this morning. my niece is preggers and miss 13 thinks she will be in the delivery room. niece had a teenage brother and sister and other teenage cousins and all of them are planning to be at the hospital when niece goes into labour (she was due yesterday). i pity the poor hospital having to put up with about 15 teenagers in the waiting room! miss 13 has been warned and threatened and bribed and i think she will behave in the hospital. she damn well better or i'll be cranky

kirrilly, if your neice starts screaming during the birth, I'm
sure it will turn miss 13 and all the cousins off having a baby, well at least for some years anyway

miss 13 is in shit so deep that she will never ever be able to dig her way out! she's used $150 of mobile phone credit in the space of 4 days!

That's a lot,mine only get $30 a month.

i pay $29 with vodafone and she gets $150 credit for a month but when she goes through it in 4 days its a bit over the top!

I'd just be getting her the $30 one and tell her when she runs out that's it for the rest of the month. My daughter does that with one of her daughters, she is 14, and is very much like your 13yo. She told me when I was up in Qld with them in Jan that that the $120 wasn't enough, and I said I barely use that in a month, an once when I got the $29 cap that gives $130 worth of calls, I had to struggle to use it.
Bloody teenagers